Okay, in the interest of full disclosure, I didn’t really KISS the pig. I know, I know, two different species acting in such a way? Well, you need to hear the whole story.
Most of our days here at the lake are really great. Mom and dad make sure I get a lot of exercise, cuddle time, multiple naps, and most days I even get to go and fetch my coconut in the lake. Really, what could be better?